The Core Studio & Tube Pictures Present
A Tube Pictures Production
Executive Producer Soma Chung
Producers Hwang Woohyun Hwang Jaewoo
Shin Hakyun
Yoon Jihye
Special Appearance/Kim Minjun
Written and Directed by Park Chulhee
What a great day to kill.
I wanna live with style.
Up against rampaging bulls, flying a red cape.
It's a beautiful game.
The showdown to kill all the ugly and rude on earth.
The thought of it excites me.
But we don't have bulls in this country.
Cows won't do.
Authorized Personnel Only
Who is it?
Who am I?
Not an authorized person.
What the fuck!
No Mercy for the Rude
Fuck.
Am I gonna die?
Sure, no doubt
So shut up and die. I'm tired.
One clean thrust is all it takes to get the job done.
That's what being a pro is.
And it saves you from an occupation hazard.
Look at this pig. What has he been eating?
Why am I narrating?
I'm a mute.
No, the truth is I can't talk.
That's right. Too embarrassed to talk.
The dead don't talk, right?
But it helps me career wise. Wonder why?
I don't ask questions.
Two things I adore in life are bullfighting and seafood.
Let me tell you. I could kill for seafood.
When I see fish alive, my affinity for knives sets in.
Of seafood, my favorite is seasoned oysters.
So yummy.
I drink hard liquor after the job.
As if water after meals.
It takes away the smell of blood.
I love the atmosphere of this place.
But she gets on my nerves.
Look at her flirt.
She couldn't get any sluttier.
I bet she's boneless.
There she comes.
I'll ignore her.
Oh boy! Didn't I see that coming?
Hi.
The same kind?
Let me have some.
I was saving it. Damn!
Ocean, I missed you!
Here I come, fish!
A picnic of killers.
Cod, pollack, haddock... I'll catch them all.
Every killer has his own color.
He was a Karate master.
When will he grow up? He's almost 50.
After his gym flopped, he became a killer to survive.
Good at wringing necks,
he can make ends meet now.
He provides all the tools that we need.
But he never foots the bill.
10 years in the business...
...you're the first to order whisky with noodles.
Shut up, punk. Leave!
The last job you pulled off, it was perfect.
You're such a pro.
Check the bank. I transferred the money.
Get the receipt, okay?
Why laughing like a fool?
You're so soft in the head.
Tell me something.
Why isn't there a boiler in boilermaker?
After lunch, we took a commemorative picture.
Commemorate what? God knows.
One more job, and I'll have enough to buy this building.
A heaven for those in need of a place to dance.
I must've been a gypsy in my former life.
He was a ballet dancer. After injuring his knee,
he turned to killing.
Look at him go.
The way he kills is like a ballet performance.
He would look great in Samurai movies.
He likes that singer with glasses who got shot dead.
Aren't we both disabled?
Normal people think so.
What's normal anyway?
Isn't it a statistic concept by dominance?
I didn't get a word of it, but it sounded cool.
When the police show up, I play hide-and-seek.
Seafood Noodles
Lopsided Nuts, Room 206
What's up with her tonight?
Honey, what club do you do?
Aren't you a club singer?
You're so cute.
I just...
I don't have money for taxi.
Stupid or what?
I'm coming onto you, and you still put me down?
What are you, Buddha?
Impotent?
I knew you would never make the first move.
So here I am, despite the embarrassment.
Get it?
Who do you think you're, a prince on a white horse?
A prince never wears
Why wearing shades at night?
Are you blind?
Lose that freaking attitude. You're nothing.
Talk to me. What are you, a mute?
Why aren't you talking? Are you a mute?
For real? You're a mute?
You're a fool.
I thought I was the sorry one.
Now I'm confused.
Where should I sleep?
A Field Guide to Cows
What a body.
The Azalea
Study those poems and become a great poet.
Write a masterpiece.
You can express your thoughts through poems.
When they learn I'm a mute, they usually walk.
That's been the case.
I've never been lucky with girls.
What's up with this one?
After two days of sleeping, she ate like a pig.
You sure can cook.
Why only seafood?
You fed me. Let me pay you back.
How about some workout?
An adult workout.
Hold still!
What the...
Leather underwear?
You couldn't hold it?
Damn.
You've been living alone?
Nobody else?
You're pathetic.
Why do I get so small before her?
What are you doing?
No need to rush. I'm not going anywhere.
Slowly.
Yes.
Don't they water cows at the slaughter house?
Let's try it differently.
What a way to pay back.
Why a long face?
Knock it off.
I'm not coming back.
I'll never come back. So don't worry.
Repeating herself, she left after three nights.
It was harder than killing.
Damn!
It almost broke.
I'm human.
Louder.
I'm human!
Again.
I'm really human!
Me too! Treat me like one!
You're human waste!
Sit!
What got into your head?
Sticking your dick where it doesn't belong?
You had your fun, but we got fucked for it.
Forget about it.
By the way, who lived next door to you?
- Haven't you seen him? - No.
Work with me here.
I found this in his room.
I knew it.
He wears leather in summer
and shades at night.
As if he were a killer.
This knife...
I bet it's a show. It fits his character.
A killer?
Did you find out who that is?
Didn't I tell you to check with museums?
Hey, come on in.
Pull up the shades.
Though we live in the dark,
we need the sun.
You're such a moron.
Sit down.
Why do I have to tell you everything?
How are you?
They're bad-ass drug dealers.
They've gone too far.
It's four of them. Can you handle that?
He's photogenic.
Yeah, he's the boss.
Name's Kim...
Let me see.
Buddha, have mercy.
Guns are in these days.
But I don't like them.
I view myself as a swordsman and am proud.
Clients prefer guns, which concerns me a great deal.
Bullets are getting expensive.
Okay, okay.
Who are you?
What do you want?
- It's you, of course - What the fuck!
Using both a gun and a knife?
Are you on drug?
I'd prefer using one of them, too.
Don't kill me.
I just... I don't...
I just came by to chat.
Look at his eyes. He's stoned.
Stoned but innocent looking.
What should I do?
I paid a fortune for this. Damn it!
I'm sorry.
Don't kill me.
I'm cold.
I clean only those ordered, for I'm not a butcher.
Above all, I couldn't stab his innocent eyes.
Hearts are my specialty.
I could've made a killing as a surgeon.
Another set of innocent eyes.
Why an obstacle on the night I got hurt?
A boy with a short tongue.
My life got messed up from that point on.
Bird poop was a sign.
Hey,
dickhead.
- Hey... you... - Hey...
- Hey... you... - Run!
Motherfucker!
Why? Why? Why?
Bitch!
Get back here, asshole! You're dead!
Stop crying, fool.
Stop being a sissy and stand up for yourself.
Be a man.
The Azalea
Study those poems and become a great poet.
Write a masterpiece.
You can express your thoughts through poems.
I'm being adopted tomorrow.
In return for the poem book, I gave her my tooth.
You know what?
I'd wanted to see you win the sword fight.
The day she left, there was nothing I could do.
A piece of cake.
That was the first time I'd ever seen a doctor.
So...
You want your tongue fixed?
You can't talk at all?
Urology
Repeat after me.
'She sells seashells on the seashore.'
'Shall she sell seashells?'
Is that right?
Anyway, say it for me.
Oh God, I didn't know such a thing existed.
You can't?
Let go!
It can't be done here.
I know a specialist in Japan.
Name's Koizumi.
Oath of Hippocrates Anyway, you got money?
It's expensive, and the insurance doesn't cover it.
At least $100,000.
On top of that, airfare, hotel, food, hooker...
Well, a hooker is optional.
It still costs a lot.
But he can fix your tongue.
Bring me $100,000.
And I'll take you to him.
$100,000!
- $100,000? - Or leave.
Want some?
It's a dried anchovy.
So I found a way.
Remember.
Doing people isn't anything like chopping radish.
- You're now... - A killer who kills people!
What should I say first after the surgery?
Scream at the world?
'Fuck you, World!'
No, should I say my name?
Order seafood with style?
One thing's for sure.
I'll say this to her. 'I love you.'
Just wait.
Be cool and follow my lead.
Only if I could run!
I kept him alive for you. Finish him.
Why are you doing this? Who are you?
Now!
Nothing personal. We're just doing our job.
Congrats on your debut.
The guilt doesn't last.
We carry out orders.
Whether he deserved it or not, it's not our concern.
Remember.
Morals are a luxury in this line of business.
Make a rule of your own.
And think about why you chose this calling.
This is not it.
Meaningless killings.
Killings with no memories.
Okay, I'll make a rule.
While I'm at it, I'll kill only the rude.
Only the scumbags until I save $100,000.
For I'm a matador.
The Azalea
I've gotten good enough to win a sword fight.
I didn't become a poet but will be a great matador.
When I make it big, we'll be reunited.
Not everything fresh is good.
But you can't hate a kid as fresh as this one.
Shit!
Picked a spicy one.
Eating her words,
she comes and goes freely. As if it were her place!
Don't fight
Your short tongue is a turnoff.
Then again, so is this.
How could she say that in front of a kid?
- Bitch! - You have a son?
Kid, you look weird
- Name? - Kid.
- Stop it. - You're so dirty.
Take off your underwear. Take them off.
You sure it's a toy? It looks real.
Fuck me!
They're redeveloping the market.
And this guy is trying to take all the profit.
They want him gone.
He doesn't look nice.
What do you think?
He turns you off, huh?
He used to run brothels in the area. He's loaded.
You can smell damn money around him.
Just think.
How many girls slaved to make him rich?
Goddamn bastard!
I know this guy.
It's not gonna be easy.
- We need more on this. - You know him?
How?
I just do.
It costs a lot to run a business.
Rent, utilities, insurance...
It's not as profitable as it seems.
Whatever.
You need to pay us more.
I can't believe this. When'd you get that greedy?
Fine.
- 5% more. - 10%.
- 7%. - 20%.
Fine, asshole.
10% it is.
Skin a flea for its hide!
Sorry but I need money.
You're not an artist, but a moneygrubber.
We're tying to make this simple for you.
So childish, fuck.
Make me so angry.
Fucking parasites!
- Whether you know or now... - Fuck it, give me your finger.
- I'll teach you. - Don't use strength...
What the fuck!
You wanna die today? You little...
- Guys? - What?
Go after them.
Get them!
Sons of bitches!
Mother fucker!
Hit them!
Fucking asshole!
What are you doing!
Stop!
Damn, it's the same arm!
I said stop!
You'll be sorry for this.
Fuck!
Run!
Sir!
He got stabbed. Whoever it was, he's a pro.
Those bastards...
They tried to take the building I wanted to buy.
I knew we'd clash someday. Not like this, though.
Hey.
You're in time for dinner.
Hungry? Wash up and eat.
I don't know if you'll like it.
Come on, get changed.
I bought you a rice cooker. A good one.
It's almost done.
Get changed.
You like seafood, right?
I bought some...
What? What are you doing?
What's wrong?
Open it!
It's me!
You messed up.
You whacked the brother, not the mark.
We're fucked!
They're looking for you.
I got you a place.
Why is the rent so high?
Go under and stay cool.
What's going on in his head?
I'd like to know.
Acacia Sugarless Chewing Gum
Misfortunes never come singly.
How are you, sir?
Dad!
Oh, you were crying.
He got lost and came to us.
As a father myself...
But he's back safe and sound.
Good day, sir.
Bye.
She'll be here tonight.
They never come singly!
You bitch!
- Let go! - Hey.
Where are the girls?
I know you hate me, but don't harm yourself.
Accept it as your fate.
Shut up.
Or I'll sew up your lips.
What do you want them for?
So you satisfy your dick?
Aroused?
This is what you are. You're weak.
Did you brush your teeth?
Your bad breath is killing me.
Stand up against the storm, and you get blown away.
Trying to screw me? Forget it.
You're weak.
Bring my girls back!
Come, please. Please!
My teacher wants to see you.
He's been bugging me all day.
Is he insane?
No way that I'm stepping into a school.
Over my dead body!
Come, please. She told me to bring you.
This is my dad.
Your dad has tastes
You must be proud of him. He's a smart child.
Wait!
I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
The kids told me you were the best dad.
Fucking bitch!
Obey your fucking husband!
That's enough. You're scaring the baby.
I ask for money, and you give it!
What are you looking at? Get out of here!
Fuck.
This is all you have? Bitch!
God damn it!
Let's go to mommy. Get up.
You okay?
Mido Motel
Fucking bastards.
You call this a tip? Fuck you!
When I get more money...
For the first time, I'm killing without an order.
Fuck!
What the fuck did I do?
You don't know?
It's the same knife.
I know.